"Mummy, you spit in my eye!"

Firstly, for the record I have never (intentionally) spat in anyones eye. Now, I'm not saying LV is a liar, it's possible that in my fluster of packing our shopping into bags at the Morrisons check-out while trying to placate LV with promises of chocolate if she remained in the trolley rather than attempting to scrabble out that maybe, just maybe I accidentally spat in her eye. This, however was not the issue, the issue was that I didn't apologise, I denied it:
Me: "Mummy didn't spit in your eye, now sit still please"
LV (shouting): "Spit, spit mummy you spit in my eye now say sorry please"
Me: "OK, sorry, I didn't mean to spit in your eye"
LV: "That's ok mummy'
All the while the check-out lady was in obvious judging mode of my flawed parenting techniques, oh well, I will try again tomorrow.
Happy Monday.xo.